Wednesday, February 8, 2012

WHEN DID MONCKTON LOSE HIS SHIRT ?

I write to endorse a product that has provided perfect satisfaction for two decades.

While Christopher Monckton has published nothing of note, never achieved Tory office, and ended his journalistic career as 'Sudoku Editor' of the Daily Telegraphhe is a liveryman of the Worshipful Company of Broderers, and his powers of embroidery are phenomenal.  

Despite the mess he has made of radiative modeling, there is nothing wrong with the shirts sold under his name- I have two in my wardrobe. 

I did not realize they were Monckton of Brenchley productions when I purchased them in London in 1996,  but their outstanding quality makes it clear the viscount should henceforth emphasize his powers of haberdashery instead of embroidering his imaginary scientific resume'.