Wednesday, February 8, 2012

WHEN DID MONCKTON LOSE HIS SHIRT ?

I write to endorse a product that has provided perfect satisfaction for two decades.

While Christopher Monckton has published nothing of note, failed to graduate from a 10 Downing internship into Tory office, and never rose past 'Sudoku Editor' at the Daily Telegraphhe is a liveryman of the Worshipful Company of Broderers, and his powers of embroidery are phenomenal.  

Despite the utter mess  he has made of radiative transfer  modeling, there is nothing wrong with the shirts sold under his name- I have two in my wardrobe. 

I did not realize they were Monckton of Brenchley productions when I purchased them in London in 1996,  but their outstanding qualitymakes it clear the viscount should henceforth emphasize his powers of haberdashery instead of embroidering his imaginary scientific resume'.