WHITE HOUSE ADDS ELEPHANT WALK TO EGG ROLLING LAWN

IN  A  MOVE EXPECTED  TO SAVE  PEANUTS,  TRUMP  HAS REDESIGNATED  COMMUNICATIONS  CZAR  
SCARAMUCCI  AS  UNDERSECRETARY  OF  COMPOST,  TO OVERSEE
  THE  RECYCLING OF  FORMER  WHITE HOUSE  CHIEFS  OF STAFF  INTO THE  SOUTH LAWN