ROAD TO THE WHITE HOUSE : THE PLUTO PRIMARY RUNUP

THE  2016  CTHULHU-CLINTON PRESIDENTIAL  CAMPAIGN RECEIVED   A   MAJOR   BOOST  YESTERDAY ,  AS  NASA CARTOGRAPHERS JUMPED ON THE   BANDWAGON WITH AN  INSPIRING  NEW  MAP  OF  AMERICA'S  51st STATE, PLUTO

     ONLY  ONE OBSTACLE  REMAINS: 

   TO HELP LOCATE  CTHULHU'S  BIRTH  CERTIFICATE  

     SEND DONATIONS TO MNESTHEUS@PAYPAL