IF YOU CAN'T POUND THE TABLE, POINT AT THE ART

Having run out of Dadaists in chicken suits and Baroque painters of the Coolist School Heartland's latest Salon des Refusés  features the edgy  performance art of pataphysicist turned surrealist Bob Carter:

This has led to speculation that NIPCC impressario S. Fred Singer (Top right) 
will attribute the next report's introduction to Thomas Kinkade,
 and draw on fellow Surrealists in framing its conclusions.