Wednesday, December 25, 2024

VEGAN SADISTS LAUNCH NEW NUT CUTLET CAMPAIGN

 

Monday, December 2, 2024

               LES MUSTS DE COP29 : FOSSIL FUEL COSMETICS

 VAINTY FAIR'S MAN IN BAKU

Bathing in Oil at a Climate Summit? It Leaves a Stain.


Anton Troianovsky reports for The New York Times




I bathed in oil during the U.N. climate summit.

It was crude oil from a half-mile underground, pumped into a bathtub at a hotel in Azerbaijan. It crept into every crevice of my submerged body and every fold of my skin. It smothered the hair on my limbs, making me look a little like an animal stuck in an oil spill.

Then came an attendant to scrape it all off.

Just a day earlier, I had been covering the United Nations’ annual climate conference, COP29, which is being held this month in Baku,… The chocolate-colored oil extracted there doesn’t burn. Instead, the locals and Azerbaijani scientists say, it heals. If you bathe in it.

But this oil, like all oil, is a finite resource. 

“They tell us that we’ve got reserves for 60 years,” said Ayten Magerramova, the head doctor at a Naftalan resort called Garabag. “After that, I don’t know.”

Once you bathe in crude oil, it’s hard to get rid of it. For that reason, the Garabag’s towels, bathrobes and bedsheets are all brown.

“The resin itself is a bit toxic,” Dr. Magerramova said. “But for skin problems, the resin really helps.”

… Marco Polo, who traveled through present-day Azerbaijan, described its oil as a “salve for men and camels affected with itch or scab.” The Soviets said the unusual molecular makeup of some of the hydrocarbons in Naftalan’s oil made it suitable for treating arthritis, infertility, eczema and... in 2020 in an Azerbaijani science journal reported that the oil has been found to work as an antiseptic and to have a “peculiar hormone-like effect on the function of sex hormones.”


Aydin Mustafayev, 62, a Naftalan native, remembers people digging wells by hand when he was a child. They filled their own jars with the oil and brought it home to treat the wounds of turkeys, dogs and sheep...

Rita Dadasheva, 64, a schoolteacher, had previously sought out Naftalan oil treatments in Baku for her arthritis. But you could tell by the color, she said, that the oil was fresher closer to the source.

“The Naftalan here is the color of melted milk chocolate,” she said. “It’s just what you need.” 

Friday, November 15, 2024

TALIBAN CLIMATEERS ADAPT HEARTLAND BEST PRACTICES

Can COP29 End 
The 100 Years Climate Jihad ?

KABUL (Ariana News): 

A Post-Czarist Russian official has demanded Taliban  representation at the UN COP-29 climate summit in Baku, Azerbaijan.

Ruslan Edelgeriyev, Special Presidential Envoy for Climate Change of the Russian Federation, said this as he met with Acting Foreign Minister Amir Khan Muttaqi in Kabul on Saturday, following the Afghan Ministry of Higher Education's Nangarhar University International Conference on Climate Change.

International Conference on Climate Change Was Held in Nangarhar University
The conference was graced by the presence of Mullah Abdul Kabir, Deputy Prime Minister for Political Affairs, the head of the Office of Administrative Affairs, Acting Ministers of Higher Education, Agriculture, Livestock, Urban Development, Rural Rehabilitation and Development, Economy, and the State Minister for Disaster Management,

Wednesday, October 30, 2024

                                VINTAGE LATOUR

JOURNAL OF THE HISTORY OF IDEAS

A Serious Man

by Steven Shapin


Three facts about Bruno Latour. He was from a wine-growing family; he was from Burgundy; and he was Catholic. These facts are related, and they are pertinent to understanding what his philosophical project was about. Bruno was born with silver in his mouth and that silver was a tastevin. I don’t believe that Bruno ever needed the money that came from an academic career... and I occasionally teased him about his poor career choice, for which my reward was several bottles of Corton when he came over to dinner at my house in San Diego.…


At the funeral service at the Chapelle Saint-Louis in the Salpêtrière, there it was. 

Bruno left detailed instructions…for  the production and display of a digitalized representation of Rogier van der Weyden’s mid-fifteenth-century Last Judgement polyptych altarpiece in the Hospices de Beaune, an art work that Bruno made much of in his discussions of salvation and of “the end of days.”

 The service was…  I believe, the first Mass—and plausibly the last—that contained readings from texts in Science and Technology Studies.

 Sections of Bruno’s writings—from An Inquiry into Modes of Existence, Facing Gaia,and the Irréductions appended to The Pasteurization of France—were read out by colleagues and friends...

 most people in our part of the academic world knew of Bruno’s Catholicism… there were some who were embarrassed by it—including... I suppose, the great majority of the atheists and the religiously indifferent attending the funeral mass. 

When, five years ago, the New York Times ran a sprawling panegyric introducing Bruno to the American public, the wine connection was mentioned, Catholicism and theological concerns not at all... his religion, like his philosophy, was idiosyncratic. 

His conception of God was, it’s been said, “immanentist.” Schaffer once tagged him as a “hylozoist,” and “pantheist” might serve as well—God was everywhere, present in all things... in Bruno’s metaphysics the sorting of the categories of Nature and Us is ultimately in need of linguistic repair. 

You’ve had the language for centuries, he once told me, give me a few years. Bruno’s religious focus was, as he often said, on eschatology and soteriology—the Last Days, apocalypse, salvation—the matters portrayed on the Beaune altarpiece. 

Saturday, October 19, 2024

NET ZERO: A VERY, VERY , BRIEF HISTORY

London’s sooty air held 280 parts per million of CO2 as Royal Institution physicist John Tyndall FRS set about measuring the climatic consequences of the coal-burning Age of Steam:


 

By 1896 Sweden’s Svante Arrhenius had fleshed out Tyndall’s work by quantifying what went up in smoke, and by the time Teddy Roosevelt progressed to the White House,  Popular Mechanics had spread the results far and wide: 

The furnaces of the world are now burning about 2,000,000,000 tons of coal a year. When this is burned, uniting with oxygen, it adds about 7,000,000,000 tons of carbon dioxide to the atmosphere yearly. This tends to make the air a more effective blanket for the earth and to raise its temperature. The effect may be considerable in a few centuries.

 

In 1959, with 316 parts per million of CO2 in the air, the American Petroleum Institute celebrated the industry’s centenary at a Columbia University, where H-Bomb physicist Edward Teller made a startling prediction:

 

“Carbon dioxide has a strange property. It transmits visible light but it absorbs the infrared radiation which is emitted from the earth… It has been calculated that a temperature rise corresponding to a 10 per cent increase in carbon dioxide will be sufficient to melt the icecap and submerge New York… and since a considerable percentage of the human race lives in coastal regions, I think that this chemical contamination is more serious than most people tend to believe.”

 

Some in the audience took him at his word. At 320ppm President Johnson commissioned this reporton what to do about CO2:



 

As ambient CO2 rose past the 10% mark in1985. and the world teetered on the brink of the Teller threshold, Carl Sagan took time off from touting his Nuclear Winter campaign to tell Congress what to do about the alarming rise:

 

“The idea that we should immediately stop burning fossil fuel has such severe economic consequences that no one, of course, will take it seriously. There are many other things we can do in response.”

 

In 1991, though model doubling sensitivity  remained unsettled, Teller’s apocalyptic prediction met with success. The year  CO2 reached 355 ppm  saw Earth’s largest, coldest, and most Arctic warming sensitive nation disintegrated into a gibbering flock of Socialist Republics.

 

So devastating was the shock that just three COP meetings and two IPCC reports later, Sagan & Teller departed this world dry-shod, at 362 and 382 parts per million respectively.  

 

 Only after an underwater press conference in the Maldives did Global South’s foremost climate statesman, the Right Honorable Prime Minister of Australia reframe the meaning of our imperiled world breaking the 400 ppm barrier :

” Coal is now an essential part of our zero carbon future.”



 

Monday, October 14, 2024

CLIMATE: MANAGING CHANGE ONE PARAMETER AT A TIME

The future according to  the Potsdam Institute's Johan Rockstrom makes better sense unedited than filtered through the histrionic  Covering Climate Now  playbook  that colors The Guardian's  prose:

Saturday, October 12, 2024

ENVIRONMENTAL CONCERN AND THE WILL TO GOVERN.


In the days after his inauguration, President Biden signed his name to many, many, documents. Among them was Executive Order 14008 

Tackling the Climate Crisis at Home and Abroad

Which, without legislative authority, placed 40 percent of Federal climate, clean energy, and other benefits at the disposal of :

"disadvantaged communities that are marginalized by underinvestment and overburdened by pollution."  

 

 On April 1 2023,  Biden signed an extension of  environmental DEI into the future with  Executive Order 14096  

Revitalizing Our Nation’s Commitment to Environmental Justice for All

The precedent for Woke disaster relief and Green AI can be found in Obama's 2016 Executive  Order 13707, launched by Presidential Science Advisor and past Harvard Center for the Environment Director  John Holden to a hallelujah chorus of  tofu-fed wannabe policy wonks at a  West Wing  Humanist Revival meeting  worthy of a dystopic science fiction convention :


"As  President  Obama  noted  in  his  Executive  Order  13707, behavioral science insights can support a wide range of national priorities including ... accelerating the transition to a low carbon economy. 

That Executive Order, 13707, directs Federal agencies to apply behavioral science insights to their policies and programs, and it institutionalizes  the Social and Behavioral Science Team...The adminstration is releasing new guidance to agencies that supports continued implementation of 
The Behavioral Science Insights Executive Order. 

That guidance will help agencies identify promising opportunities to apply behavioral science insights to their programs and policies."



From it emerged a National Academy Sciences report:
The  "new guidance"  of  Executive  Order  13707  applies to every departments of government, and requires  the Department of Defense to report back to the newly institutionalized White House Social and Behavioral  Sciences Team at regular intervals, as to how the armed forces are being remodeled in accord with the executive guidance of that order, which, after all, was signed by their Commander In Chief.

Thus far  no NAS Precautionary Principle advocates have stepped forward  to tell us  why  it  ought not  to apply to the warning given by Yale  Professor  Roger  Sherman of the Committee of Five that drafted the Declaration of Independence: 
 “If the Executive can model the army, he    may set up an absolute government.” 
It is a fear George Washington echoed in his Farewell Address, when he  warned  the nation to:

avoid the necessity of those overgrown... establishments  which, under any form of government,  are inauspicious to liberty.

Friday, October 11, 2024

HICKS NIX CLIMATE HOAX, HAIL HURRICANE LASER ATTACK

YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE H.A.A.R.P
Millman of the Graun reports :

US meteorologists face death threats as

 hurricane conspiracies surge

"Meteorologists tracking the advance of Hurricane Milton have been targeted by a deluge of conspiracy theories that they were controlling the weather, abuse and even death threats… The extent of the misinformation... has stymied the ability to help hurricane-hit communities,

Katie Nickolaou, a Michigan-based meteorologist, … received messages claiming there are category 6 hurricanes (there aren’t), that meteorologists or the government are creating and directing hurricanes (they aren’t) and even that scientists should be killed and radar equipment be demolished.

“I have had a bunch of people saying I created and steered the hurricane... a hurricane has the energy of 10,000 nuclear bombs and we can’t hope to control that. But it’s taken a turn to more violent rhetoric, especially with people saying those who created Milton should be killed.”

One post aimed at Nickolaou said:

 “Stop the breathing of those that made them and their affiliates.” She responded: “Murdering meteorologists won’t stop hurricanes. I can’t believe I just had to type that.”... It’s very tiring.”

… several of Trump’s closest allies have baselessly asserted that the federal government is somehow controlling hurricanes. 

“Hurricane Helene was an ATTACK caused by Weather Manipulation,” claimed a video shared by Michael Flynn, a former national security advisor to Trump.

“Yes they can control the weather,” Marjorie Taylor Greene, a far-right congresswoman, wrote on X last week. “It’s ridiculous for anyone to lie and say it can’t be done.”

Chris Gloninger, a former TV meteorologist and climate scientist … said. 

“I’m seeing my former colleagues getting threats, I’m getting messages that we are steering hurricanes into red states. It’s mindblowing, I’ve never seen anything like this in any disaster... What other profession are people targeted for simply doing their job? All we are trying to do is protect life and property during extreme weather.”

Thursday, October 10, 2024

HOW COULD SEA LEVEL RISE FASTER THAN TRUMP SAYS ?

SINCE  TRUMP SAYS  SEA LEVEL RISE ONLY SERVES TO  INCREASE WATERFRONT PROPERTY VALUES, TUCKER CARLSON NATURALLY LAMBASTES FORMER PRESIDENT OBAMA AS A CLIMATE HYPOCRITE, FOR BUYING A HOUSE ON MARTHA'S VINEYARD,



IN CONTRAST TO OBAMA'S VIEW FROM 
A HILL HALF A MILE FROM THE OCEAN 
ON AN ISLAND A HUNDRED YARDS HIGH:
The Vineyard stands high enough to see Newport from Gay Head
TUCK'S  FLORIDA BEACH HOUSE SITS  ON A SANDSPIT
 A STONE'S THROW FROM THE SEA
MAX. ELEVATION 13 FEET

 I LIVED A MILE SOUTH OF HIS PLACE, UNTIL A STORM TIDE SENT SALT WATER UNDER MY  DOOR,
  AN EVENT MY TEXAN NEIGHBORS MET WITH GOOD GRACE, AS  OLD BOCA'S CHARM OFFSETS THE RISK
OF ITS BEING A GALVESTON WAITING TO HAPPEN:

 WHILE HURRICANE IAN  UNSURPRISINGLY INUNDATED TUCK'S BEACH HOUSE,  TUCK AND HIS FAMILY WERE ABSENT , SAFE IN THEIR CUSTOMARY HURRICANE SEASON RETREAT, 
A MAINE TOWN TWENTY MILES INLAND , WHERE WATERFRONT PROPERTY
 MEANS A POND  700 FEET ABOVE  SEA LEVEL


WHEN MILTON HIT, THE CARLSONS WERE AGAIN THANKFULLY ABSENT WHEN THE BEACH PAID A CALL ON THEIR BEACH HOUSE:

 AND GASPARILLA ISLAND SUFFERED NOT A SINGLE HURRICANE CASUALTY, THE ENTIRE POPULATION HAVING PRUDENTLY AND PROVIDENTIALLY GOTTEN OUT OF DODGE, WOMEN & CHILDREN FIRST, AND SHERIFF & FIRE DEPARTMENT LAST





Saturday, October 5, 2024

JUNK SCIENCE JUDO SQUASHED BY PUNK SCIENCE SUMO

Climatology basher  Steve  Milloy's  K Street punch and judy show,  Junk Science Judo has lost ground to energetic Danish climate policy discounter  Jon Lomborg, who  emphasizes global problems cheaper to fix than climate change.




  WHAT COMES AFTER HURRICANES ZELENSKY AND ZYLVIA?

  today's disastrous political climate has rendered naming  hurricanes after politicians redundant

They should become the namesakes of climate deniers instead


 IN HONOR OF THE LATE Sen. Inhofe's 
right-hand man by  Alpinists on both sides of the aisle should START calling melting glacier detritus:

MORANO MORAINES


Australians facing coastal dust-ups correlated with  coal exports can henceforth bemoan
SINGER SIMOONS   &  SPENCER CYCLONES
 





Greenlanders  aghast  at their icecap  going down the drain can blame

MONCKTON  MOULINS


In honor of National Review's  Planet Gore blog   editor, gaping polar ice holes  should be rechristened

POLLOWITZ  POLYNYAS 
Lomborg landslides,  Bast Boras, Taylor Typhoons, & Soon Squalls may  all be celebrated when and as they evolve.