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FLORIDA EDITION

As hellish  temperatures be the Devil's work, His Excellency, Don Ronaldo DeSantis, Gobenador of Florida  &  Corregidor of the Spanish Main has decreed any caught trafficking in Thermometers  bearing or displaying, more than two digits

will be  thrown in irons and remanded into the custody of  the Fahrenheit Inquisition in Saint Augustine 

BELAY YOUR JUNK SCIENCE !

The Gobernador has also ordered the keelhauling of  any man,  parrot  or land shark what utters foul words like "climate " or repeats scurvy scientific scuttlebutt offensive to public morals or property values anywhere North o'the Dry Tortugas.

 As will anyone alarming landfolk with talk of Gasparilla Island going glug glug in Hurricane Ian 

We have report that one Fuentes, the cabin boy King Kangye brought from Skull Island, hath called America "a vast mideastern bazaar with nothing on sale but cockroaches on sticks', whereupon the dread pirate Trump asked to indenture the likely lad as an apprentice, but the King demurred.

       

              THE  PIRATE  SHIPPING  NEWS

Pilots' Club sources say Commodore Trumps plan to erect  a Great Wall & Kraken Moat along the Intercoastal Waterway has been scuppered by a Spanish Main-wide shortage of  able bodied hands as DEI limits on Barbaree Pirates, Levanters & Lascaradoes  coming ashore leaves none to  Shanghai. 

New-Captured Logs 
 There be an Article of War in the latest issue o'

FOREIGN  PIRACY   

The Council On Foreign Pirations reports them Sallee marabouts have landed their poxy Sinbad  Jihad on Gaza Dock, and seized enough sustainable materials for peg leg repair to reach Sallee's  UNEP goal of Net Zero whale bone by 2025

Ye Pyrate Law Review

 Former  Harvard Law Review President interviews  new Florida State Climaqtologist Bos'n Watts 

" USE IT TO READ THE SCIENCE  LITERATURE ?  SINK ME, NO !

THAT PATCH BE 

ME INFRARED BADLY SITED THERMOMETER SPOTTING  EYE.

 A NEW DISPATCH FROM 

    THE PIRACY WARMING POLICY FOUNDATION    

      Avast, Ye  Warmin'  Earthers! 

At a banquet on Execution Dock in London, Admiralty Lord Monckton sayeth scalding salt water in Hudson's Bay  be God's gift to the Brethern of the Coast as all with letters of  Marque  can now tack through  the Northwest Passage to plunder the sea otter harvest to sell it dear to the Siberian fur trade