Tar sand mining in Alberta is generating brimstone piles of Biblical proportions, but the booming bitumen business has yet to realize sulfur's architectural potential -- there's enough of the stuff laying around to bulldoze it on top of the existing brimstone mastabas to create a full-scale replica of the Great Pyramid!
Why should Pitch Patch Pharaohs patronize the Calgary Stampede when the first to found a pyramid building dynasty can put his cartouche on the
Seagrams Seven Crown?
