A HURRICANE IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE

Given the nation's disastrous political climate, naming hurricanes after politicians seems woefully redundant.

Still, credit must be given where due, and Congressional aides and scientific dogsbodies who segue' into K Street P-R careers merit as much consideration as climate nuisance namesakes as their patrons.

Alpinists on both sides of the aisle should hail Rush & Sen. Inhofe's 

right-hand man by rechristening retreating tropical glacier remains:

MORANO MORAINES

Australians facing coastal dust-ups and rising damp exacerbated by Rupert's canoodling with coal exporters can henceforth bemoan

SINGER SIMOONS
and

SPENCER CYCLONES 

Greenlanders embittered at seeing their icecap go down the drain can complain of 

MONCKTON  MOULINS

As no pseudopundit has done more to disinform conservatives than Gregg Pollowitz of National Review's egregious Planet Gore blog,

Republican Oceanographers should redesignate gaping holes in circumpolar ice : 

POLLOWITZ  POLYNYAS 
 Bast Boras, Taylor Typhoons, Michaels Mesocyclones & Soon Squalls will be celebrated when and as they evolve.