Lord High Stemwinder: Viscount Monckton |
"How much?...At the very minimum a quarter of a million dollars…The forces of darkness are paying to shut us up."
As Monckers gets $10,000 a speech, a decent respect for cost-effectiveness at the margin demands we ask the constellation of carnival barkers, con men, K-Street hacks, shark cartilage touts, and drugstore cowboys running this Godforsaken rodeo:
For a quarter of a million in long green, which of you lot would not pull a 180 degree rhetorical turn and swear to turn vegan and buy a Prius?