Monday, July 7, 2014

HEARTLAND CONFERENCE 9.0 : WRESTLEMANIA

      LIVE  FROM LAS VEGAS !
It took the MC of the International Conference on Climate Change, Chicago carnival barker &  think-tank proprietor Joe Bast just minutes to segue from:
“ Now that we’ve won the climate debate…” to
“ There’s a leftist conspiracy to silence me.”
and introduce Joe Bastardi, a blowhard on steroids who declared:

 “Elvis Alive has More Validity than many AGW ideas” 

before announcing:
“I am the only wrestler ever to earn a meteorology degree.”

And it being Vegas,  offering some Trifecta tips:
Lacking white tigers to sicc on Bastardi, Bast unleashed Congressman Dana Rohrbacher on the audience as a warm-up for two Vegas Strip firsts: fully clothed Viennese Climate Rapper Kilez More performing in German (2:02 in, and a hard act to follow), and stand-up comic Willie Soon's uncanny impersonation of North Korea's Dear Leader: