THE ANTHROPOCENE ? IT'S GREEK TO ME

THE ANTHROPOCENE EPOCH

 SITS ATOP  THE THEOGENE,  TITANOCENE AND  CLASSICAL ERAS
AND POSTMODERN GEOLOGISTS DIGGING FURTHER INTO
 THE  SEMIOTIC COLUMN  
HAVE UNEARTHED A BOOK OF CAUTIONARY FABLES ABOUT 
THE PRECAUTIONARY PRINCIPLE BASED ON LUCIAN'S 

 THAT PROVES THE  CLIMATE  WARS  ANTEDATE  THE  FALL OF TROY:  

THE  FRONTISPIECE OF  DE BELLO CLIMATICO, SHOWING  THE EARLIEST KNOWN  GLOBAL CLIMATE MODEL,  PROJECTING PANTHEOGENIC CLIMATE CHANGE  FROM 101 TO 1 BC,
FROM CAM- I RUNS ON  THE ANTIKYTHERA  MACHINE 

 It begins with a paean praising the

 Interpantheonic Panel ON Climate  Change 

Whose President, Zeus, Father of Gods and men ,

  wisely  commissioned Hephaestus to build the 

Antikythera  2-D Analog Cosmos Model

to  help  the  Gods  evaluate the threat of

Hellenic  warming from thunderbolt doubling 

at the end of The Titanocene Era.

and tells  of how foam-footed Aphrodite 

struck far-seeing Icarus, systems  programmer

  of the Gods with  love for  Phoebe, 

 muse of  solar  radiation  management,

and how he threw the brazen computing engine overboard

near Antikythera to placate  earth-shaking  Poseidon

after the God threatened to inundate Olympus

if  the  IPCC  mandated  ambrosia rationing.

De Bello Climatico  ends on a tragic note, with the
extinction  of  the  entire  Greek  Pantheon, and its replacement by an assortment of New Age ' monotheistic ' religions, like the dread and bloody ISIS cult,  which explains the work's  Aesopian  moral :