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New-Captured Logs
FOREIGN PIRACY
Al Qaeda's been Codswalloped & Holystoned this side of Hormuz,
But The Council On Foreign Pirations reports them Sallee ISIS marabouts have landed their poxy Sinbad Jihad in the Hook of Holland, where the corsair caliphate hopes to hold the Europarliament hostage for increased subsidies on xebec careenage & peg-leg repair.
Former Harvard Law Review President interviews Bofun Watts
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USE IT TO READ THE SCIENCE LITERATURE ?
WHY SINK ME, THIS BE ME THERMOMETER READING EYE !
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Avast, Ye Warmin' Earthers!
The Fig of Spain to yer squally monsoon n'mega-drought scuttlebutt, sayeth Lord Admiral Monckton's Senior Gunner , Mister Ebell: if it be hot in Madagascar, why, man the capstan, wear ship & tack through the Northwest Passage to
plunder the sea otter trade! more>\
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Cap'n Ken Haapala be ye Flying Finn what wants to helm NOAA, and keelhaul draw & quarter warm water undeniers thar.
AVAST , AND STOP YER PRESSES !
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Piracy Has A Long & Brutal Ahoystory.
Admiralty law contains useful
precedents for counterterrorism. Due process is paramount, so lay aft to see how it deals with Somali sea dogs:
If they wears the Red Sea rig,
We make'em dance th'hempen jig
Democracy?
That chase be making full sail, but good Governance before the mast can include components besides democratic participation, says Francis Fukuyama. (Bloody landlubber!)
God looks after drunken bilge rats, children, and Old Ironsides, but on what strange tide did Cap'n Trump shanghai Palm Beach voters into orderin' a neocon legal agenda aloft into the riggin ? more»
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The Institute for Advanced Filibustering suggests sensitivity training could help reduce ye carbon footprint of corsair coastal raids.
A doubloon blind study comparing Tunis arrack & Demerara rum hath revealed hands given extra grog tend to Rape, Pillage & Loot more, and are thus difposed to Burn less.
JOURNAL OF THE MODERN
PIRACY ASSOCIATION
Them Frenchy Anthropocene Semioticians be askin' if quotation marks around decadal temperature averages be the new boldface?
Arrh, and Cap'n Koonin's WSJ op-ed be old & lame as the smoked rats in the lobscouse o'a grog shop what runs up a "Fine Food" burgee. Don’t expect such usage to overhaul Bristol fashion English ... more»
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Available in better grog shops coastwise
Couch Admiral of the Red States Kristol wonders how yer Arab Left can openly embrace Muslims listing far to starboard ?. says Hussein Ibish, (By the Black Spot, that be a Barbary Boatswain sure) such matey gestures oft be returned by a poxy kiss o'Davey Jones camel more»
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Th’ doxy was dazzled by Cap'n Sartre’s brilliance as a scuttlebut philosopher. For Simone de Beauvoir, smart as paint terms like 'essence' , or 'contin'ency' were like a chest O’gold pistoles' or a carton of Habana Disque Bleu segarilloes ...
Booty can’t buy happiness.
Yet there be a strong correlation between the clime o' a country 'n its general level o' happiness, accordin to Sigfried Singer. Senior Sawbones O' the K-Street pirate fleet. But it's hard to believe hotter is better when the tar on yer hat starts to run...more»
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Antarctica be a red state.
March o' the Penguins ‘affirms more than Global Cooling- thar be norms O The Code like monogamy sacrifice'n child rearin'” says a critic. But some o' those penguins be gay... (Bilge!)
Thar be genuine intensity in the sufferin' o' Frida Kahlo. Yet thar be somethin' vaguely repulsive in the adulation she receives. Victimhood, aft all, be not beatitude... (Poxy landlubber!) more»
NEW GEAR FOR DAVY"S LOCKER:
GUNNERS RAVE OVER REVOLUTIONARY METALLIC HYDROGEN CANNONBALLS
“ Sink me, n'I have felt it meself,” Freeman Dyson said.
“The glitter o' nuclear weapons. It be irresistible if ye come t' 'em as a scientist: an illusion o' illimitable power.” Arrrh, Tis time for another broadside-- hail the powder monkey to fetch 10 more kilotons from the magazine ..more»
The Black Spot to ’them as reprinteth this but as by the Code, first send doubloons to ye Paypal account of Mnestheus@aol.com
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