Friday, May 19, 2017

MEDITERRANEAN  NEW  FOCUS  OF  CLIMATE  SKEPTICISM

THE HEARTLAND INSTITUTE  &  THE  CORNWALL INSTITUTE  FOR THE  STEWARDSHIP
 OF  CREATION  WILL  FLEE  SINFUL  LAS VEGAS  THIS  SUMMER TO STAGE  
        THE  XIII  INTERNATIONAL  CLIMATE  CONFERENCE 
ON THE  FAMOUSLY  ORTHODOX  ISLAND  OF  MYKONOS

                    THE  CONFERENCE  THEME  IS  CLASSIC CLIMATE  CHANGE,  HIT OR MYTH :
THEOENGINEERING
NOT  GEOENGINEERING  SAVED 
THE  ROMAN  EMPIRE  
FROM   CLIMATE   CHANGE
A scroll from Herculaneum attributes
 the decline and fall of the  Roman Warm Period 
to the rise of classical theoengineering.
  In XV A.D. , Rome's  first climate model produced this  MLXXX-P resolution 
wax tablet of  the flat Earth using FORTRANUS code read aloud in Attic to a chorus of Greek slaves operating a multiprocessor abacus:

 X-ray tomography reveals the carbonized  IPCC papyrus was  authored by
  Nero's Imperial Planetologist, 
Pliny The Very Much Younger 
whose  advocacy  of  a cap and trade  system for 
incense burning & hecatombs anticipated
of  Elius  Lepus & Scepticus Flaccus Hiatus

INSTITUTE FOR THE STEWARDSHIP OF CREATION 
ORATIONS  COMMENCE AT DAWN ON THE IDES OF JULY, 
LITTERS TO SPONSORS BARGES WILL  DEPART AT NOON FOR 
LONG LUNCH WITH JESTERS &  ORGY & CLIENT PRESENTATIONS AT DUSK 
AIR TRAVELERS ARE ENCOURAGED TO SACRIFICE  DOVES & EPA  DEPUTIES  TO THE ETESIAN WINDS