BACK ANOTHER THOUSAND YEARS
THIS GRAVEN IMAGE OF CLIMATE SCIENCE AS A CONTACT SPORT SHOWS
ACHAEAN & TROJAN SCIENCE ADVISORS LOCKED IN MORTAL COMBAT
TO DECIDE IF CASSANDRA OR ATHENA WILL CHAIR THE RED TEAM
ACHAEAN & TROJAN SCIENCE ADVISORS LOCKED IN MORTAL COMBAT
TO DECIDE IF CASSANDRA OR ATHENA WILL CHAIR THE RED TEAM
The discovery confirms the hypothesis set forth here in 2014, that climate modeling controversies antedate the Trojan Cold War (Unless we've been Piltdowned. Faking carbonate patinas is one of the darker arts of the antiques trade, and this anachonistic masterpiece combines prop design and choreography from Hollywood's 2004 remake of Troy with such diamond-tooled exactitude that one wants to eyeball the isotope systemics of the crust removed to reveal it.) |