an orgy of lagomorphagy over the Pascal season.
In the darkest days of Kim Jong Un's late father, Kim Jong Il, a philanthropic German farmer dispatched the world's largest rabbit to starving North Korea with the aim of founding a breeding program to alleviate famine.
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Herr Szmolinsky is hopping mad at the Nork bunny boilers
Alas, the twenty kilogram uberbunny arrived as Kim Jong-il's 2007 birthday party approached, and it was spotted by the Dear Leader's culinary talent scouts.
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While the embassy of the Democratic People's Hermit Kingdom denied the Guiding Sun Ray & Invincible and Ever Triumphant General would ever authorize the Easter Bunny's termination with extreme prejudice, his chef later confessed to the alleged lepicide, having combined the Prussian Giant Grey Rabbit with a giant red pumpkin to create a supersized crunchy stir-fry.
Between nerve gas doorknobs, polonium tea, and the specter of ghost chili kimchi, Secret Service food tasters may have a full plate if the summit comes off-- the rumored venue is Kazakhstan.
Between nerve gas doorknobs, polonium tea, and the specter of ghost chili kimchi, Secret Service food tasters may have a full plate if the summit comes off-- the rumored venue is Kazakhstan.
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| On the Internet, no one knows you're Steve Bannon in a bunny suit. |
