Tuesday, March 6, 2018


Wonder Woman was  terminated as   a   United  Nations  Climate Ambassador in 2016, after grim visaged postfeminists  denounced the star-spangled aviatrix as an inappropriate representative of female empowerment.  This  did not  deter  Secretary General Ban Ki Moon from appointing another large-breasted fictional character of   impossible  proportions  clad in  a  thigh-baring  body  suit  to replace her:

Yet  what  goes  around  comes around: ornithologists report the new and  improved UN Climate Ambassador is a diminutive grey single breasted billionaire