Wonder Woman was terminated as a United Nations Climate Ambassador in 2016, after grim visaged postfeminists denounced the star-spangled aviatrix as an inappropriate representative of female empowerment. This did not deter Secretary General Ban Ki Moon from appointing another large-breasted fictional character of impossible proportions clad in a thigh-baring body suit to replace her: |
| Yet what goes around comes around: ornithologists report the new and improved UN Climate Ambassador is a diminutive grey single breasted billionaire: |
