Wednesday, January 2, 2019

          TRUMP : ULTIMA THULE MUST PAY $ 5 TRILLION
                              FOR KUIPER BELT BORDER WALL

DISCOVERY OF FOSSIL PEANUT OIL  IN DEEP SPACE
LEADS TO DIPLOMATIC RECOGNITION OF PLANETESIMAL
THE ILLEGAL ALIEN SPOTTED BY THE BORDER SECURITY CAMERA ABOARD THE SPACE PROBE HAS BEEN REDACTED  TO WASHINGTON FOR TALKS WITH ENERGY SECRETARY PERRY, AND A FAMILY REUNION IN ATLANTIC CITY AT THE FORMER TRUMP TAJ MAHAL

ATLANTIC CITY  IS STILL AN EASY WALK FROM GROVER'S MILLS
NEW JERSEY GOVERNOR CHRIS CHRISTIE SAYS HE, FOR ONE, WELCOMES THE CASINO'S NEW ALIEN MASTERS, AND HOPES THE GARDEN STATE WILL SOON JOIN THE GALACTIC BOARDWALK EMPIRE