THE ONLY BREW FOR THE GREEN AND TRUE IS
NOT ON THE BUD LIGHT WAGON
ClimateBall was the name of the game at the Superbowl, as Anheuser-Busch tackled Coors with ads for Green wind-powered beer pure as solar cell silicon & organic as beeswax lip gloss.
What brand of Fiji Water have Budweiser's ad-men been drinking? With so much greenery on display, how dare they vilify both:
1. Corn syrup, which yields alchohol with a lower carbon footprint than fermented grain.
2. Beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water delivered by gravity at low energy cost.
The ad campaign's Game of Thrones gallumphery is weirder still. The public hangman would have smashed the barrels of any medieval braumeister caught following the rice-based recipe of Bud Light, for
In 1516, the Holy Roman Empire made it a crime to adultrate beer with any grain other than barley
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