THE ALLIGATOR ISOTHERM SLITHERS NORTH

                        CLIMATE CHANGE IS WHERE YOU FIND IT.  

LATE IN THE EISENHOWER ADMINISTRATION,  PRICKLY PEAR CACTI  BEGAN TO SPRING UP AMONG THE HOLLY AND SASSIFRAS TREES ON THE DUNES ON THE SOUTH SIDE OF NEW YORK HARBOR

TEN PRESIDENTS LATER, A NINE FOOT ALLIGATOR HAS TAKEN UP RESIDENCE WITHIN 250 MILES OF AMERICA'S GEOGRAPHIC  CENTER, ON A FARM ROUGHLY MIDWAY BETWEEN  NASHVILLE AND TULSA.

NEVER FEAR. AS SOON AS THE NAUGHTY REPTILE SPIES SENATOR INHOFE BRANDISHING A SNOWBALL, IT WILL FLEE BACK DOWN THE MISSISSIPPI WHENCE IT CAME.