SNOWBALL FIGHT ERUPTS AS UNIMPEACHABLE HOCKEY STICK CURVE IS REVEALED TO SENATE

                             CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS ADMONISHES
                    SENATOR INHOFE TO STOP THROWING LIKE A GIRL

SINCE THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION, 
RADIATIVE  IMPEACHMENT  DOUBLING SENSITIVITY HAS RISEN TO 
 ~ 3  DISGRACED  INCUMBENTS PER 100 PPM CO2  DENIED