IN GIANT LEAP OF FAITH, BOILING FROG PARTY CONCEDES CLOSE-RUN 242,805 T0 142 VERMONT RACE TO BIDEN

 

Boiling Frog Party hops into Vermont politics

By Gary Swing, Boiling Frog nominee for President of he United States

I'm just a small frog from a large pond. 
I think outside the bog as I leapfrog into the 
dismal swamp of electoral politics.

I need three Vermont residents to be frogidential electors to get on the ballot as The Boiling Frog Party candidate for President of Vermont. 
WTF?!? — Why the Frogs?

Quoting Dr. Kerry Kriger, the Founder & Executive Director of SAVE THE FROGS!:

`When we save the frogs, we're protecting all our wildlife... Vertebrate species... have backbones... Invertebrate species are spineless creatures like jellyfish, sponges, tape worms, leeches, sea urchins, insects, and members of Congress...

The Boiling Frog Party seeks... to have the thermostat turned down slightly on the global hot tub we all share, before we all croak.

The Boiling Frog Party is concerned about global warming... and the disturbing habit of Peruvian street vendors sticking live frogs in blenders. 

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THE RESULTS : VERMONTCandidates		Vote %	Vote count
Joe Biden Democratic Party		66.4%	242,805
Donald Trump Republican Party		30.8%	112,688
Jo Jorgensen Libertarian Party		1%	3,573
Howie Hawkins Green Party		0.4%	1,303
Kanye West Independent		0.3%	1,266
Alyson Kennedy Socialist Workers Party		0.1%	230
Don Blankenship Constitution Party		0.1%	208
Brian Carroll American Solidarity Party		0.1%	207
Gloria La Riva Party for Socialism and Liberation		0.1%	171
Gary Swing Other		0.1%	142
Brock Pierce Petitioning Candidate		0.1%	106
Jerome Segal Bread and Roses		0.1%	65
Blake Huber Approval Voting Party		0.1%	62
Kyle Kopitke Independent American Party		0.1%	57
Roque De La Fuente Alliance Party		0.1%	48
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