The Paris Accord has just been signed by the First Citizen of the new Principality of Mar del Lago.
The Memorandum of Agreement commits self-exiled former President Trump to replanting the Mar Del Lago miniature golf course with CO2-capturing bonsai trees, and apprentice climate diplomat Paris Hilton to trying to explain the 26th Congress of Parties to The Climate Hustler's Inaugural Ball, a socially distant post-Davos rave at the Trump Taj Mahal in Ibiza:
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| Mar del Lago Micropotentate Prince Donald of Queens, holds historic document. |
JET & LIMO SERVICE TO THE CLIMATE HUSTLER'S INAUGURAL BALL
FROM THE PARIS HOTEL & CASINO, LAS VEGAS
COURTESY OF THE
| APRIL 16-17 2021 Valet parking service by THE MAR DEL LAGO PRIVY CLIMATE COUNCIL
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