Having retired from his Gulf of Mexico home to inland Maine to study his weather vane till hurricane season ends, Tucker Carlson reckons the nexus of rising temperatures, falling humidity and forest fires far too complex, and esoteric, for mere climate scientists to fathom.
He has therefore authorized his deep-thinking Fox News colleagues to edit their utterances for improved sciencyness before he quotes them :
It could have been worse— he might have asked the back room to grind the butchered quote into a sausage factory graph:
