IT'S OFFICIAL : THE DOD SAYS EARTH'S FIRST BONA FIDE FALLING STAR FELL INTO THE PACIFIC IN JANUARY 2014 :
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| IT STRUCK THE ATMOSPHERE AT 100,000 MILES AN HOUR , AND THE GENERAL THEORY OF CLIMATEBALL PREDICTS THAT FOX NEWS WILL JUST AS SWIFTLY DECLARE THAT INTERSTELLAR IMPACTS COMPOUND GLOBAL WARMING FROM GALACTIC COSMIC RAYS |
