TUCK'S REASONING IS THAT SINCE :
"NO ONE REALLY BELIEVES IN GLOBAL WARMING",
AND WIND TURBINES CAN'T CHARGE BATTERIES,
PRESIDENT OBAMA MUST BE
A CLIMATE HYPOCRITE FOR BUYING
A HOUSE TEN YARDS ABOVE HIGH WATER
ON A HILL HALF A MILE FROM THE OCEAN
ON MARTHA'S VINEYARD (MAX. ELEVATION 310 FEET)
BUT NOT TUCK- HIS BEACHFRONT COMPOUND SITS SAFELY ON A SAND-SPIT
SIX FEET ABOVE SEA LEVEL :
HAVING LIVED A MILE SOUTH
& TWO FEET DOWNHILL FROM TUCK
UNTIL FLOODED OUT BY A TROPICAL STORM,
I FEAR THAT CHARMING BOCA GRANDE IS
A GALVESTON WAITING TO HAPPEN.
IF TUCK REALLY DOESN'T THINK
WARMING TEMPERATURES CAUSE RISING SEAS, WHY
DOESN'T HE PROVE HIS POINT BY
SPENDING THE HURRICANE SEASON AT HOME:
INSTEAD OF 700 FEET ABOVE SEA LEVEL
TWENTY MILES INLAND IN MAINE ?
