TROPOPAUSE OUTREACH: HELPING ENDANGERED SPECIES SURVIVE BY STANDING TALL

Evolution skeptics at the Heartland Institute and  Climate Depot argue that since temperature decreases with altitude, the head of a six meter tall giraffe is ~42 millidegrees C cooler than its hooves, an increment approximating the annual rate of man-made global warming .

Reaching for the tropopause is a tried and true approach to climate mitigation 

The  HICD  researchers seek Discovery Institute and Friends of Tar Sand Science funding to determine if so-called 'evolutionary' warming adaptation can be outperformed, and the sponsor's Stewardship of Creation improved, by CRISPR research aimed at mitigating global warming by producing taller specimens of endangered species.

 

The Anti-CAGW collective hopes that if COP-27's Egyptian hosts showcase their proposal, CRISPR amplified Nubian giraffes with heads a meter closer to the tropopause than the current norm will soon be able to rewind the climate Doomsday Clock by a year simply by standing up.