MAJOR RED SEA PARTING MALFUNCTION WIPES OUT CLIMATE CONTRARIAN CHILDREN'S CRUSADE

 THE CONTRARIAN EFFORT TO CROSS SINAI TO VEX THE  62,00O  DELEGATE  EVENT RECALLS MONCTON'S 2014  DOHA EXPEDITION, WHICH ARRIVED UN-INVITED BY FOLLOWING IN THE CARBON FOOTPRINTS OF CHARLTON HESTON: