WAS PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE A 5-YEAR PLAN ALL ALONG?

OUR EDITORIAL COLLECTIVE

FOR ONE WELCOMES

OUR NEW ALIEN OVERLORDS

 

IN REPARATION FOR DEPLORABLY EARTHIST & ASTROPHOBIC TABLOID HEADLINES LIKE: 

'SPACE ALIENS ATE MY BABY, BUT CURED MY CANCER'  

THE FIRST ALIENX TO LAND SHOULD BE TAKEN TO 

THE LEADER OF THE SOCIALIST INTERNATIONAL

AND OFFERED MATCHING FUNDS IF IX MENTIONS

THE NATION  IN IXS WILL.