AS TWO FEET OF RAIN INUNDATED COASTAL FLORIDA, PRESIDENT TRUMP TOLD COASTAL FLOODING VICTIM TUCKER CARLSON NOT TO WORRY : "ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING... THE OCEAN WILL RISE IN THE NEXT 300 YEARS BY 1/8TH OF AN INCH"
HOWEVER, NOAA DISSED MAR A LAGO'S WANNABE KING CANUTE BY REPORTING A GREATER THAN 1/8 INCH FLORIDA SEA LEVEL RISE IN THE 18 MONTHS SINCE HURRICANE IAN INUNDATED TUCK'S BEACH HOUSE.