Tucker Carlson sidekick Mark Steyn and Global Cooling Investment tout Jo Nova claim recent and unprecedented double digit ocean temperature spikes have nothing to do with climate change.
They blame the rising tide of sea surface record temperatures on the increase in the number of seamounts mapped by 21st century satellite gravity gradiometers, which have doubled the number of sea mounts that now appear on naval charts.
They offer no explanation of why the act of detection should abruptly turn stone cold abyssal peaks into erupting volcanos, but then, Mark Steyn is
the leading, and possibly only, advocate of the belief that the Vikings grew grapes in Greenland.
