Thursday, June 29, 2023

     IOWA JOHN AND THE SURFACE STATION OF DESTINY

 

The Heartland Institute   has switched from climate  woo to pseudoarchaeology as Climate Hustle II heartthrob John Lefgren of Salt Lake City's searches for archaeological evidence to prove the climatological soundness of a friend's self-published sequel to the Book of Mormon.

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The object of his quest is the Lost City of Zarahemla, a Pre-pre-Colombian Proto-Mormon tabernacle in the unexplored wilderness southeast of Cedar Rapids, Iowa. 

Undaunted by recent developments in Tiatanic archaeology  Heartland's own Indy Jones hopes to avoid  a funding implosion  by recourse to lidar detection , carbon dating, magnetometry and dowsing rods to pinpoint the ancient Nephite capital, which hopefully awaits discovery on the bottom of the Mississippi River

 


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