Tuesday, October 31, 2023

BEYOND BRAINS LAUNCH TESTS VEGAN ZOMBIE MARKET

Beyond Beef has bounced back from its Faux Foi  Mardi Gras fiasco with a Halloween launch party at  Manhattan'a A -list  meat easy, Madison Park .

On the menu is the latest Certified Vegan printed protein product from its organic Organ Meats division, Beyond Brains, 

The corporation says its soy printing process has  been re-engineered to avoid the DNA staining and dry cleaning issues that arose when its Beyond Liverwurst  faux foi products were regurgitated or thrown at paintings.

BB's publicists were mute on reports that Martha Stewart would also launch her new Soylent Night holiday product line, at Madison Park, with her new Vegan Certified marzipan boar's head platter