TRY A CHAR-GRILLED EXISTENTIAL THREATBURGER TODAY!

TOSS ANOTHER CARNIVORE ON THE BARBIE, WE'RE OUT OF BEYOND BEEF!

Before virtue-signaling banishes chicken consomme' and Chick-fil-A to the depths of the Vegan abyss,  Conde' Nast's flagship foodie magazine Epicurious should reflect on the climatological downside of what it promotes.

Extinction Rebellion should demand an international and intersectional crusade against yeast-enslaving bakery show climate deniers who tout CO2 stuffed  pizza crust and sourdough loaves

In an article entitled

 The Planet On The Plate : 

Why Epicurious Left Beef Behind

the Editors reach new heights of hypocrisy in attempting to cloak Hamburger Hate Speech in this dark green mantle:

Some people might assume that this decision signals...we hate hamburgers (we don’t!) ... We think of this decision as not anti-beef but rather pro-planet… every time you abstain from beef... you send a signal. If we don’t, we’ll end up with no planet at all."

This cannot stand---  half the hot air in Salon and Slate is eructed by vegans who believe what they read in Vogue and Vanity Fair, journals whose last civilized editors were cowed and  devoured by Woke Twitter mobs like those at The Paris Review  and The Nation before them.

Global greenhouse emissions used to come mainly from Murdoch newspaper readers, but it is an obscene fact of Anthropocene life that hive magazine subscribers are playing catch-up: the methane from composting a single issue of Vogue inflicts 22 times more climate forcing than using Section A of  Sunday New York Times  to kindle a barbecue.