YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS, THE PLANET IS BOILING TODAY

LAST YEAR A HYPERBOLICALLY 

"“Surprising. Astounding. Staggering. Unnerving. Bewildering. Flabbergasting. Disquieting. Gobsmacking. Shocking. Mind boggling.”

STRAIN OF THE DREAD FRUIT-IN-MOUTH DISEASE ANTHRACNOSE WENT VIRAL

AND SPREAD FROM  P-R FOCUS GROUP CONFINEMENT TO ATMOSPHERIC SCIENTISTS 

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              23 Oct 2023

Galaxies Going Bananas: 

Inferring the 3D Geometry of High-Redshift Galaxies with James West Space Telescope Cosmic Evolution Early Release Science Survey 

Viraj Pandya, Haowen Zhang, Marc Huertas-Company, Kartheik G. Iyer et al.

The 3D geometry of high-redshift galaxies remains poorly understood. We build a differentiable Bayesian model and use Hamiltonian Monte Carlo to efficiently and robustly infer the 3D shapes of star-forming galaxies ... We find…The prolate population traces out a 'banana' in the projected diagram

TO THE EXISTENTIAL THREAT AMPLIFICATION SECRETARIAT OF THE UNITED NATIONS: