Thursday, February 29, 2024

First, They Came For The Manure Deniers, But I Was A Vegan

 WE THINK THE REAL PROBLEM IS PEOPLE WHO HATE CODFISH CAKES

[At] COP28 in Dubai, a panel of soil experts presented the case for cows as climate allies, not gas-spewing destroyers... Contrary to the anti-cow cacophony of the climate crisis crowd, these experts explained the vital role ruminants like cows play in nourishing and rebuilding precious soils. It turns out, grazing cows sequester massive amounts of carbon.

The Case for More Cows

The entire argument is premised on claims of enteric methane emissions from cattle confined in unnatural factory operations:

 Rotationally grazed cows sequester more carbon dioxide in the soil with their manure than they emit when they burp. Cow manure rebuilds soils destroyed by synthetic fertilizers and other chemicals, nurturing microbial life that feeds on methane. Robust natural soils sequester more carbon dioxide than forests, yet bovines are denied any carbon credit.

The push to eliminate cows has been crafted by the same industrial forces that imprisoned them... Synthetic and fake meats grown from soy or corn harvested with tractors and chemicals do not rebuild soils, instead accelerating erosion and the release of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere.

Cows are not the cause, but the solution, of climate change. Humanity needs more cows, not fewer! Those who say otherwise are simply manure deniers.