Saturday, March 2, 2024

             HOCKEY STICKS FLY AFTER JURY DECISION

Since the verdict in Mann v. Steyn, WUWT , Climate Depot and Climate Etc. have hosted thousands of anonymous comments adducing the view that as 97% of contrarians think Steyn better informed than Mann they must be as well. 

Readers are invited to score the amateur peer review process at Climate, Etc.

https://judithcurry.com/2024/03/01/ipccs-new-hockey-stick-temperature-graph/#comments

and WUWT as the discussion progresses, using the invaluable quantitative methodology developed by Professor John Baez of the University of California just before the hockey stick's Nature debut:

A simple method for quantitatively rating potential contributions to science:

To score each comment , add as you read:

  1. A minus 5 point starting credit.
  2. 1 point for every statement widely seen to be false.
  3. 2 points for every clearly vacuous statement.
  4. 3 points for every statement that is logically inconsistent.
  5. 5 points for each such statement  adhered to despite careful correction.
  6. 5 points for each thought experiment contradicting a  real one.
  7. 5 points for each word in all capital letters,
  8. 5 points for each mention of "Einstien", "Hawkins" or "Feynmann".
  9. 10 points for pointing out that you have an undergrad degree.
  10. 10 points for beginning the description of your theory by saying how long you have been working on it.
  11. 10 points for offering prize money to anyone who proves or finds any flaws in your theory.
  12. 10 points for each acronym you invent or misspelling you report in item 8.
  13. 10 points for asserting your theory is sound and just needs equations.
  14. 10 points for claiming that your work is a "paradigm shift".
  15. 20 points for complaining an index like this "suppresses original thinkers" 
  16. 20 points for pointing to (insert name of  Nova  or National Geographic science episode here .)
  17. 20 points for every use of anecdote or myth as fact.
  18. 20 points for naming an equation after yourself. 
  19. 20 points for talking about how great your theory is, but never actually explaining it.
  20. 20 points for each use of  "libtard" or "reactionary racist."
  21. 30 points for claiming that your theory must be approbated by extraterrestrial civilizations 
  22. 40 points for comparing those who argue against your ideas to Nazis, Maoists or the KGB.
  23. 40 points for claiming that the "scientific establishment" is engaged in a "conspiracy" to suppress your work.
  24. 40 points for suggesting a modern-day Inquisition is hard at work on your case.
  25. 50 points for claiming to have a revolutionary theory without testable predictions.

Updated from Original list © 1998 John Baez

https://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/crackpot.html