ALBANIA PROMISES NET-ZERO ART BY EARTH DAY 2025

Sailing to Venice for the Biennale?   Put in to Putin's favorite cruising ground and check out the Heads of Heads Of State scene in  Albania's contemporary art capital, Fushë-Krujë!

Wonders await along the Côte Concrèt of Nato's 28th nation! the pillbox studded cultured pearl of the Adriatic hosts monumental cat paintings by Xhorxh H. Busj

in a venue overlooked by a colossal bronze of the former President on a plinth  formerly occupied by heroic statues of  Fearless Peoples Republic of Sqip Leader Enver Hoxa, and his predecessor King Zog .

Albania's Illyrian Coast  has sucked tourists ashore like Charybdis by turning a phalanx of iron-clad coastal bunkers into a pantheon of bronze colossi honoring  both Chief Executives and Vice-Presidential Chiefs Of Staff like  Agnew mentor Artur Smër, Loyal Cheney lieutenant Skotor Libbë and Dan Quayle Brain Trust head Vlym Xristol 

The Post-Palladian architecture of this  Albanian New Atlantis eclipses even Skagway & Atlantic City, drawing National Review, New Republic and Nation seminar cruise patrons  to admire the  ancestral home of John Belushi,  Mother Teresa International Airport, and Fushë-Krujë where Bush's whirlwind Balkans tour  ended in 2007

While crushing revisionist rumors that bronze colossus of Bush celebrates NATO ridding Albanians of Kosovo or Kosovo of Albanians, Fushë-Krujënes admit masterpiece was cast ex voto in apology for local fans removing wristwatch from Presidential wrist as  he worked  welcoming crowd in 2007.