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MAR A LAGO TO REOPEN AS TRUMP CENTER FOR INDIGENOUS PIRACY STUDIES CHANCELLOR ACKNOWLEDGES KILLER WHALES AS PIRATE FIRST NATION Inaugural Speakers Include Flipper & Kanye Ye Cannibal King   The Dread Pirate drew applause by inquiring O' the Cannibal King whether the Hungarian Admiral he brought along be his apprentice or his lunch? Many an Aarrrgh! has been heard in the Port O'Baltimore of late, for the China Trade be run hard Aground, bottled up in Canton when the scurvy 12,000 container galley Dali broadside-swiped the Key Bridge and sent it to the bottom, creating a harbor barricado that leaves scarce room to swing a cat o nine tails for to Shanghai able-bodied Heathens to man the galley oars. In compliance with the Black Book of Admiralty, the Baltimore Pilot what took the fee and gave the orders was taken to Dali's fo'cs'le to be beheaded on the Samson post as is customary to incentivize better pilotage, but was reprieved when the bos'n with the axe found a thousand ton block of bridge stanchion had driven the post clear through the keelson. The Johns Hopkins School of Advanced Filibustering Studies says climate change was to blame for the accident, as the all-Indian crew were acting in haste to get home after drought in Panama slowed lock-filling and delayed the circumnavigating vessel's canal passage |
Essays & Affadavys
The Modern Piracy Association
Says them Frenchy Anthropocene Semioticians be right hornswoggled by Cap'n Koonin's latest WSJ op-ed, what hails geology's refusal to compete with The Epoch Times by naming an epoch after a species that be not dead yet!
New-Captured Logs
Says them Frenchy Anthropocene Semioticians be right hornswoggled by Cap'n Koonin's latest WSJ op-ed, what hails geology's refusal to compete with The Epoch Times by naming an epoch after a species that be not dead yet!
New-Captured Logs
Beware & take care of the Gulf of Cochin:
Kraken Chicken unleashed on China Sea
FOREIGN PIRACY
Red Sea Merchantmen flee Hadramaut Holymen
The Council On Foreign Pirations says Yemen marabouts have equipped their poxy Sinbad Jihad with drones, and round-shot Puckel Guns, causing captains to flee the Red Sea & Horn O'Africa to round Good Hope, lest the
Red Sea Merchantmen flee Hadramaut Holymen
The Council On Foreign Pirations says Yemen marabouts have equipped their poxy Sinbad Jihad with drones, and round-shot Puckel Guns, causing captains to flee the Red Sea & Horn O'Africa to round Good Hope, lest the
Hoothy caliphate's corsairs toss the Brethren of the Coast into their barracoons as hostages to trade for carbon offsets and xebec careenage discounts in European ports.
Ye Pyrate Law Review
Former Harvard Law Review President interviews Bofun Watts"And says I to Admiral Troomp: Indictments?
I sees no indictments- this be me thermometer siting eye!"
THE AMERICAN PIRACY SPECTATOR
THE AMERICAN PIRACY SPECTATOR
The Fig of Spain to Anne Bonny wannabe AOC's squally monsoon n'mega-drought scuttlebutt, sayeth Admiral Troomp's Master Climate Gunner Mynheer Ebell:
If the Gulf Stream starts to steam, says he, avast and advertise it, for it be Mar A Lago's new Net Zero sauna, the which adds a full zero to its property value affadavy, for it be a fine carbon offset!
BELAY YOUR JUNK SCIENCE!
stop ye pressgangs extra!
No one in Piracy's Long & Brutal Ahoystory foresaw the drying up of the Darien, but tis credibly reported by Captain Morgan that more of Spain's silver fleets must be taken to finance the locks of the new Alvarado canal across the isthmus of Guatemala which be designed to pass NeoPanamax rum tankers of 25 fathom beam and a million barrels burden.
No one in Piracy's Long & Brutal Ahoystory foresaw the drying up of the Darien, but tis credibly reported by Captain Morgan that more of Spain's silver fleets must be taken to finance the locks of the new Alvarado canal across the isthmus of Guatemala which be designed to pass NeoPanamax rum tankers of 25 fathom beam and a million barrels burden.
