Where some see a highway to climate hell, others spy opportunity Consider the Gaza Riviera plan, first floated by Trump's son in law, Jared Kushner, who learned all about geoengineering heading the White House Office of American Innovation.
While his initial idea of turning Gaza into beachfront time shares didn't fly, the geoengineering controversy has led to consensus on one point: it is easier to melt ice than to save it.
With enough crop dusting drones spreading soot on the Greenland Ice Cap , its meltdown could inundate the Eastern Med in less time than it takes to get to Net Zero.
Such a project could command Hollywood billions for End-Time channels focused on the Plain of Armageddon have warned of hostilities erupting there every day for the last three-score years and ten.
A rising tide lifts all Arks, and once the Med strats to flow downhill from Meddigo it will chainsaw through the alluvial landscape of Galilee until the Straits of Golan open, and salt water rushes a thousand feet downhill into the Dead Sea in a scene worthy of Cecil B. De Mille.
As the Pillars of Salt dissolve into the sunset, the Gulf of Gomorrah will rise to erase the contentious River Jordan from the Levantine political landscape, without a single nuclear weapon being fired, and the rising waters will quietly part militant settlers & indignant indigenes until the balance of waterfront property is restored. As the West Bank of the Jordan broadens into a cruising ground rivaling the Adriatic, sea breezes will cool Syrian hotheads in the Golan Archipelago. Oil will flow through the Promised Land as a short canal connects the new Gulf of Gomorrah to the old Gulf of Aqaba, creating a Jordanian Suez workaround as Gaza becomes the new Atlantis.
