WHOLEFOODS OLDFOODS LET YOUR KIDS STAND SMALL

SMALLER FEET MEAN SMALLER  CARBON FOOTPRINTS, AND SMALLER VEGETABLES  
ARE THE FIRST STEP ON THE ROAD TO SHORTER VEGANS


"Mate with shorter people, you’re potentially saving the planet by shrinking the needs of subsequent generations. Lowering the height minimum for prospective partners on your dating profile is a step toward a greener planet."

— MARA ALTMAN, THE NEW YORK TIMES
JANUARY 1, 2023