WHAT COMES AFTER HURRICANES ZELENSKY AND ZYLVIA?

  today's disastrous political climate has rendered naming  hurricanes after politicians redundant

They should become the namesakes of climate deniers instead

 IN HONOR OF THE LATE Sen. Inhofe's 

right-hand man by  Alpinists on both sides of the aisle should START calling melting glacier detritus:

MORANO MORAINES

Australians facing coastal dust-ups correlated with  coal exports can henceforth bemoan

SINGER SIMOONS   &  SPENCER CYCLONES

 

Greenlanders  aghast  at their icecap  going down the drain can blame

MONCKTON  MOULINS

In honor of National Review's  Planet Gore blog   editor, gaping polar ice holes  should be rechristened

POLLOWITZ  POLYNYAS 
Lomborg landslides,  Bast Boras, Taylor Typhoons, & Soon Squalls may  all be celebrated when and as they evolve.