Thursday, June 4, 2015

THE DECLINE AND FALL OF THE ROMAN WARM PERIOD

THEOENGINEERING
NOT  GEOENGINEERING  SAVED 
THE  ROMAN  EMPIRE  
FROM   CLIMATE   CHANGE
A scroll from Herculaneum attributes
 the decline and fall of the  Roman Warm Period 
to the rise of classical theoengineering.
It depicts the  first  known  climate model, a  MLXXX-P resolution wax tablet of  the flat Earth, apparently produced by reading FORTRANUS  code aloud to a cohort of  slaves operating a multiprocessor abacus.
 X-ray tomography reveals  the carbonized  papyrus was  authored by
  Nero's Imperial Planetologist, Pliny The Very Much Younger 
whose  advocacy  of  a cap and trade  system for 
incense burning & hecatombs anticipated
 the great De Bello Climatico  
of  Elius  Lepus & Scepticus Flaccus Hiatus

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