Abandoning Teddy Roosevelt's running mate Bill McKinley to his fate as a Former First Mountain, former basketball star and short-term Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin has volunteered to serve as Donald Trump's Secretary of Energy. But not for long--in Governor Palin's view, the conservation of energy doesn't apply to Departments of Government:
In a related development, Rick Perry ended his presidential bid by remarking:
leading to widespread speculation that the ex-Texas Governor will seek office as the new administration's Impaler General.
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“If I were head of [ the Department of Energy ], I’d get rid of it, and I’d let the states start having more control over the lands that are within their boundaries and the people who are affected by the developments within their states.
If I were in charge of that, it would be a short-term job, but it would be really great to have someone who knows energy and is pro-responsible development to be in charge.”
In a related development, Rick Perry ended his presidential bid by remarking:
"the answer to our current divider in chief is not to elect a Republican divider in chief."
leading to widespread speculation that the ex-Texas Governor will seek office as the new administration's Impaler General.
