Wednesday, December 30, 2015

                          SANTA'S WARM WELCOME HOME

TEMPERATURES AROUND THE NORTH POLE HAVE RISEN TO RECORD EARLY WINTER HIGHS OF + 31 F, AS WARM AIR FROM THE UNFROZEN ATLANTIC SURGES NORTH.


THIS IS 50 DEGREES ABOVE NORMAL FOR THE SEASON, AND THE FIRST JANUARY POLAR THAW IN RECORDED ARCTIC HISTORY MAY USSHER IN THE NEW YEAR.
1 JANUARY  UPDATE:  WHICH IT DID:


Sunday, December 20, 2015

                     IT'S  CHRISTMAS  TIME  IN  THE  CITE' !

THE   BONUS SEASON  HAS BEGUN,  AS  CAROLING  CLIMATE  HUSTLERS   EXTEND  THEIR  PALMS  AT  THE  CFACT - HEARTLAND  PARIS  FETE DE NOEL
~ $200,000     ~$150,000    L8000 a speech  $1,667/ month   $5,000/month ~$7,000/month  
NO  EXTRA  CHARGE  FOR  THE  BEAR ]