Saturday, March 26, 2016

      THE  CLIMATE  WARS :  WARMING  UP  FOR  THE  START

RENAISSANCE  SCIENTIFIC  ARCHIVES HAVE YIELDED  
THE  EARLIEST  IMAGE  OF  A  CLIMATE  POLICY  DEBATE
   INVOLVING  BOTH  LINEAR  AND  EXPONENTIAL
  OR  'HOCKEY STICK'  APPROXIMATIONS



 LACKING  ELECTRONIC  COMPUTER MODELS  IN 1548,
  THE  IMPERIAL  PANEL ON CLIMATE  CHANGE
  OF  THE  HOLY  ROMAN  EMPIRE  
  VOTED TO  RESOLVE THE ISSUE BY  TRIAL  BY  COMBAT
  ARMING  THE  DISPUTANTS  WITH  
APPROXIMATIONS OF  THE APPROXIMATIONS THEMSELVES

WHEN  THE  CLIMATE  HERETICS'  LEGAL CHAMPION, 
 SIR  EDWARD  COKE
APPEARED WIELDING  A MONOTONIC  SPIKED  CUDGEL
THE  PAPAL  NUNCIO  HANDED  
THE  GREEN PARTY  REPRESENTATIVE  ( LEFT)
 THE  CLUB  OF  ROME

THE OUTCOME IS UNKNOWN- THE VERDICT WAS QUASHED
 TO  AVOID  THE  MORAL  HAZARD  OF  CHILLING
 THE  LITTLE  ICE  AGE  DEBATE