THE FIRST CLUB OF ROME CLIMATE POLICY DEBATE
'TOOK PLACE IN 1548
WHEN ASTROLABE BASED ANALOG MODELS FAILED TO RESOLVE THE COPERNICAN HELIOCENTRIC SOLAR FORCING QUESTION ,THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE'S IMPERIAL PANEL ON CLIMATE CHANGE DECLARED THE ISSUE OPEN TO TRIAL BY COMBAT.
THE DISPUTANTS WERE ACCORDINGLY ARMED WITH APPROXIMATIONS OF THE APPROXIMATIONS THEMSELVES
THE CALVINIST CLIMATE CHAMPION , SIR EDWARD COKE , OF NEWCASTLE CHOSE A LINEAR SPIKED CUDGEL, AND THE PAPAL CLIMATE NUNCIO ARMED HIMSELF WITH THE REDOUBTABLE CLUB OF ROME
THE DISPUTE ENDED WHEN THE INQUISITION SEIZED & BURNED BOTH COMBATANTS AT THE STAKE TO PUT AN END TO THE MORAL HAZARDS OF METAPHYSICAL MODELING
