THE PALM BEACH POST REPORTS A STATE OF EMERGENCY AS HURRICANE IRMA'S MODELED TRACK HEADS FOR FLORIDA, PUTTING THIS SEA LEVEL STRUCTURE AT RISK OF 100 KNOT WINDS AND A TWO STORY STORM SURGE
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| AS NOT ENOUGH TIME REMAINS TO ENVELOP THE WATERFRONT PROPERTY WITH A PROTOTYPE SECTION OF BORDER WALL, POLITICALLY ASTUTE GEOENGINEERS SHOULD SEND EPA ADMINISTRATOR PRUITT THEIR CUNNING PLANS TO DIVERT THE STORM FROM THE WINTER WHITE HOUSE, WHILE SPARING MORE VITAL NATIONAL INSTITUTIONS, LIKE THE BREAKERS, THE BATH & TENNIS CLUB, AND THE WEST WING'S NEAREST FLORIDA RELATIONS, MONKEY JUNGLE AND RUSH LIMBAUGH'S HOT TUB UPDATE : REUTERS AGREES -- |
