CLIMATE ART SETS NEW AUCTION RECORD

BIG COAL'S  BID  TO GIVE  THE  WHITE  HOUSE  THIS LOUCHE  LEONARDO
HAS BEEN GAZUMPED BY  THE OPENING OF
 A BRANCH OF THE LOUVRE ON THE LEFT BANK OF THE PERSIAN GULF

THE  MORE  THAN  SLIGHTLY  REPAINTED  OLD MASTER IS ALREADY
ON ITS WAY