A NEW CONTRARIAN CONSENSUS HAS EMERGED FROM
THE GREAT WEST VIRGINIA CLIMATE DEBATE
THE GREAT WEST VIRGINIA CLIMATE DEBATE
THE EXECUTIVE SUMMARY:
STRONG POLAR BEAR FRONT THREATENS VALLEY FORGE WITH
INVISIBLE ADVANCING GLACIERS
AS CLIMATE POLICY IS FUTILE, AND AMERICA NEEDS A LOT OF CEMENT FOR THE BORDER WALL, THE DUTCH SHOUD BE HIRED TO BUILD A WATERPROOF BARRIER 420 FEET HIGH, FROM THE RIO GRAND TO SAN DIEGO, AND UP TO SEATTLE AND ALONG THE CANADIAN BORDER TO STOP ADVANCING GLACIERS AND POLAR BEARS, THEN TURNING SOUTH TO MAR DEL LAGO, AND COMPLETELY AROUND THE BEND TO PROTECT TEXAS FROM ITSELF.
SEE THE WHOLE TWELVE MINUTE MELTDOWN BELOW:
