COLORADO DELTA DRYWALL IS FIRST STEP IN TRUMP MEXICAN BORDER CONSERVATION INITIATIVE

A former EPA official has hailed outgoing Secretary of the Interior Zinke as a policy hero for his final act in office, and said that last week's shutdown of the Colorado River  has put an end to upriver human trafficking by "wetdeck delta coyotes" running boatloads of methamphetamine and gang members into the American heartland from Mexico's Sea of Cortez. The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity, emphasized  that the shutdown was " a win-win " because it  also cut the downstream flow of deadly plastic drinking straws into the Pacific Ocean.

THE COLORADO DELTA : NOT A PLASTIC BAG,  BOTTLE OR STRAW IN SIGHT.
Speaking from a newly furnished K Street office, the source said that besides halting the illegal alien invasion, former Secretary Zinke's ingenious Strategic Desertification Initiative will take a bite out of the opioid crisis by cutting off irrigation water to the poppy fields and peyote plantations of Mexico's drug cartels.

A CFACT press release said the continuing 2019 government shutdown demonstrates President Trump's environmental concern by conserving the habitat of exotic and endangered species like the desert pupfish. Viscount Monckton, Trans - Atlantic Blue  Riband Commissioner and honorary Lord Sheriff of Tombstone & Admiral of the Cinq Ports of the Salton Sea has warned that absent a  border wall, the mighty Colorado could become a dagger pointed at the heart of Death Valley.