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IT IS A KNOWN FACT THAT ANTROPOGENIC RADIATIVE FORCING UNLEASHES THE ENERGY OF 500,000 HIROSHIMA BOMBS EACH DAY, BUT A VASTLY MORE OMINOUS AMOUNT OF HEAT IS FLOODING IN FROM THE INCREASING WEAPONIZATION OF BUFFALO WINGS
SO EXTREME AN EXISTENTIAL THREAT HAS NOT BEEN SEEN SINCE THE DARKEST DAYS OF THE CUBAN HABANERO CRISIS, FOR THE INTERNATIONAL PANEL ON CUISINE CHANGE REPORTS HIGH-YIELD HOT SAUCE SALES HAVE ESCALATED PAST THE SIX MEGASCOVILLE LEVEL WITH THE SUPERBOWL STILL A WEEK AWAY.
CAN EARTH SURVIVE ANOTHER SCOVILLE UNIT DOUBLING?
THIS SPOKESMAN FOR
THE INTERNATIONAL PANEL ON CUISINE CHANGE
VERY MUCH DOUBTS IT :
THE MENU AT AUBERGINE REMAINS GLORIOUSLY FREE FROM FEAR FOOD
